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Re: A Place for KO3 'mini-offs'
« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2013, 07:15:55 AM »
I prefer debates done with MAME. Should I use WolfMAME 106 and attach the INP to this thread, or do I need to stream it and send a copy to the KO3?

You could submit it to marp.

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Re: A Place for KO3 'mini-offs'
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2013, 08:19:33 AM »
I would also nominate Ross as a participant for the Swear-Off as he would be a potential contender.  I saw Allen's swearing skills live at the KO2 and it would be unfair for him to just blow us out of the water.  He should be a judge.
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Re: A Place for KO3 'mini-offs'
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2013, 01:19:56 PM »
And Mitch, Do you drink beer? I am pretty sure you don't. I think that may be why you don't know this, but I'll let you in on a little secret: there is no such thing as a random bartender. :)
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Ah, no such thing as a 'random bartender'? What, do they have moods? ;) hehe
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Re: A Place for KO3 'mini-offs'
« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2013, 03:04:06 AM »
if anyone would want to have a mini Checkman-Off.

Can I participate?  To make it fair, I can play "cold", but I can still usually get 100-200K cold.

Yea of course.  150-200k is about what i seemed to average when I was playing.  I havent played in a while...game on = )
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Re: A Place for KO3 'mini-offs'
« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2013, 02:09:54 PM »
Check-Man? I think i saw vince play that one night. I'll give it a try :D
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Re: A Place for KO3 'mini-offs'
« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2013, 11:02:37 PM »
Yea I tried for a few weeks to beat Hank's WR but came up just short.  I think i'd have the #2 spot if I submitted my score.

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Re: A Place for KO3 'mini-offs'
« Reply #36 on: July 24, 2013, 08:28:47 PM »
I imagine Ross may be inspired to throw his asshat into the ring.

I would also nominate Ross as a participant for the Swear-Off as he would be a potential contender.

Haha please!  You retard-fucking shit-molesters couldn't get within a giraffe dick of my skillz.

Actually, I'd much prefer to judge the contest.  If I was selected as a judge, I would grade based upon the following three criteria: creativity, vulgarity, and venom.


For example,  I would award creativity points for use of the term "cock-snorkel",...

venom points if a contestant threatened a game's antagonist, "You'd better bring a cock-snorkel you fucking monkey because I'm going to hold you under water until you learn to breath through your dick!"

and vulgarity points for completely over the top and disgusting commentary, "Then, just as you're learning to breath through your dick, I'm going to shit down the snorkel, into your dong, and fill your bladder with feces until it ruptures!  Fuck you!"

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Re: A Place for KO3 'mini-offs'
« Reply #37 on: July 24, 2013, 11:23:54 PM »
Yeah, on second thought, Ross better be a judge.

It was suggested to me that Ben Falls would be a good judge for the swear-off as well. Neither me nor Robbie or Jourdan made it to his funniest arcade players list, so we know he doesn't have a bias towards any of us.

So if Ben is willing to accept the responsibility, and the other contenders approve, we'll have three judges and three contenders so far. The swear-off is really starting to come together now. Son of a fuck, I'd better start practicing. Piece of fuck. Shitsack Perlman. See, I have a lot of work to do.
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Re: A Place for KO3 'mini-offs'
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2013, 04:08:29 AM »
Oddly enough, this seems like an appropriate time and place for a movie recommendation.

Ross, if you haven't yet seen "The Aristocrats", I suspect you would thoroughly enjoy it.

EDIT:  Robbie and George, you might also wish to screen the above title, as an inspirational training film of sorts.

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Re: A Place for KO3 'mini-offs'
« Reply #39 on: October 18, 2013, 06:12:18 PM »
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

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Re: A Place for KO3 'mini-offs'
« Reply #40 on: October 30, 2013, 04:00:41 PM »
Not competition related, but two side quests I would like to complete in Denver include: visiting the 2-up, and trying the "Total Carnage" wings from the 1-up.

Anyone interested, let me know.  Those wings are going to hurt and I'd rather not have to eat all 10 myself.

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Re: A Place for KO3 'mini-offs'
« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2013, 04:06:44 PM »
Yeah I would like to hit the 2-up as well. I like hot wings are these HOT wings or just Hot wings. :)

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Re: A Place for KO3 'mini-offs'
« Reply #42 on: October 30, 2013, 04:21:59 PM »
Ross, I'll do the wings with you!
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Re: A Place for KO3 'mini-offs'
« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2013, 04:45:41 PM »
I say we have an award for best dressed.  It may be time for me to dust off my cream turtleneck and corduroy vest.
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Re: A Place for KO3 'mini-offs'
« Reply #44 on: October 30, 2013, 06:53:02 PM »
I had a burger with Total Carnage last year.  I was crying-- not for the light-hearted.  The wings without Total Carnage were not so hot.

Mitch when do you want to do the Burrito Off?  Thursday dinner OK?  I need a day for my stomach to settle down.  Last year my stomach didn't feel right the next day.

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